How horny is too horny? I masturbate every single day, I should also interject that I haven’t had any sexual intercourse for the past eight months. If my sex life was a geographic location, it would be the Sahara dessert, no one ever wants to cross it.
Like the millions sharing the XY chromosome, masturbation is part and parcel of our daily lives. It’s basically like breathing, when we forget to do it we die. We start behaving irrationally, our bodies then shrivel up, afterwards we go into a catatonic state. The only way to alleviate these symptoms is only if the left/right hand grasp the shaft the penis and start moving it up and down in a vigorous motion.
Males start masturbating as soon as they’re fully developed in their mother’s womb, we’re just naturally that horny. It’s a known fact that males spank the chicken at least once a day. People who tell you other wise, either have vaginas or are just prudes.
Now that I’ve provided you guys with a little background let’s head back to the question. How horny is too horny? For me as long as you don’t have a schedule for circle jerking, it’s all good. But then again, I’d rather have sexual interaction people than my laptop screen.
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I think you can only be too horny if it starts impacting crucial parts of one’s life (ie: skipping school to masterbate, or spending money on porn as opposed to groceries).
Other than that, sexuality is a basic human component. It’s like eating and breathing; we are sexual by nature.
I’ve gone through a two-year period of no sex, and I went through a couple of months where I had sex 2-3 times per day.
I’ve reached a happy balance of 3-5 times per week in a monogamous relationship, and I’ve never felt more in touch with my sexuality.