Animal hussy rating

You’ve seen people (mostly girls) with animal memorabilia with them (i.e. key-chains, stickers, notepads). The list below showcases the most popular of animals and the  promiscuity rating that goes in accordance with that creature.

 

The lowest in the animal hussy bracket. People who have this animal as any form of memorabilia are considered only mildly promiscuous in nature. They haven’t indulge in full-blown intercourse, but  occasionally partake in general self-masturbation.

Hussy Rating: 1/5

 

The second lowest in the hussy bracket. The following animal is more attributed to males more than females. Like the duck, the people that have giraffe mementos have not indulge in full-blown sexual intercourse, but due to their insatiable horniness and rampant paticipation in circle jerks, they are still considered sexual deviants.

Hussy Rating: 2/5

 

The third in the hussy bracket. People who have this animal as a prominent memento in their lives aren’t really much of sexual deviance. So why is this animal after the duck and giraffe? Quite simply people who have cow mementos have already had sex.

Hussy Rating: 3/5

The fourth in the hussy bracket. People who have this creature as a prominent memorabilia are considered quite promiscuous in nature. They occasionally participate in group masturbation sessions and generally favor oral sex than any other form of sexual acts, due to their impatient nature. These people tend to be coy about sexual acts, but make no mistake these people are very sexual in nature.

Hussy Rating: 4/5

Finally the top of the hussy bracket, the rabbit. People who have this as a prominent memorabilia have an insatiable sexual appetite. No one is safe from their unending sexual advances. They always take part in group masturbation and always initiate sexual practices. The rabbit has been associated with sex since the beginning of the millennium.  From Hugh Hefner’s bunny brigade to Regina George’s Halloween outfit. The rabbit is the representation of the carnal desires of mankind.

Hussy Rating: 5/5

 

 

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